Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
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Listen up, you beautiful dummy. This "emo kid" is sad, right? And trees have branches. So the tree "left him hanging," which means the tree didn't support him, but it ALSO sounds like suicide by hanging. Get it? Of course not, you probably think Nickelback is good, you simpleton.