Suicide jokes
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Try not to <3.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.