Suicide jokes
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Try not to <3.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?