Suicide jokes

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Try not to <3.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.