Suicide jokes

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Try not to <3.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?

A good start.