Suicide jokes
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Suicide
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.