What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Suicide Jokes
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Try not to <3.
