im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
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I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
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what do emo kids scan at the store.. their wrist
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
One day you where at the store and you see you in a cart and so you get out and it was a mirror 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
Y don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop
I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
