Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
