Million Cows

  • I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy goes to the store for milk, right? But get this, when they waltz back home, there's a gazillion cows waiting for milk. I didn't know cows bought milk. And guess what? The cows off this fool. Ain't that some dark irony for ya? You probably eat grass too, since you didn't get it.

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