Million Cows

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy goes to the store for milk, right? But get this, when they waltz back home, there's a gazillion cows waiting for milk. I didn't know cows bought milk. And guess what? The cows off this fool. Ain't that some dark irony for ya? You probably eat grass too, since you didn't get it.

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