Store jokes
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS