Store Jokes

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store the tea bag section had been ransacked. Luckily they found the thief Pionel Pessi with boxes of his favourite tea,Penaltea. Shame on you Pessi.

i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand store!

So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?

Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, i said: "Hey can i borrow that?" he says "yes" me over here walking to the cashier and saying: "goodbye" he screams: "HAVE MERCY!" I say: "No not to you, to me. say goodbye" he says: "No don't shoot yourself" it was to late.

little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

9/11 or just 7 eleven to a Mexican person.

Hey Jonny you can buy a...

Pun o chips at the store

My Dad went for some *MILK* , HE NEVER CAME BACK :)

whats the difference between batman and robin

Batman can go to the store without robbin

So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."

Why Can a orphan go to a store to buy something what can come back home. Because They don't have a home

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!

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