Store Jokes - Page 16 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

Fart

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

Pervert

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

Memes

Grocery Store

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

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Knife

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

Lettuce

So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

Grocery Store

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

Chocolate

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Orphan

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

Nursing Home

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

Stephen Hawking

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.

Loss

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

Memes

Pizza Hut

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Mom

Like if this is relatable

The image shows E.T. with a slightly cross-eyed expression. The text above him reads, "When your mom tells you not to touch anything in the store."

Stuff

Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."

Horse

me when

A brown horse is standing inside what appears to be a convenience store, with its head pointed down and a stream of yellow granular material coming out of its mouth and falling to the floor.

Glock

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Karen

so funny

The image shows a cartoon woman labeled "KAREN" or "KARENS", walking towards a store clerk. In the final panel, the Karen is demanding "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" as the store clerk looks stressed.

Social Interaction

Antisocial

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."

Police Officer

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

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