Store jokes
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Memes
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Memes
PIZZA
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Antisocial
Community
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more
IN YOUTH'S TENDER BLOOM BY,SHAYLIE HAMILTON
In youth's tender bloom, we start to rise, Through days of innocence, under azure skies. With every step, a world anew we meet, As time unfurls its tapestry complete.
In childhood's grasp, we danced with glee, Through fields of dreams, wild and free. Each moment a treasure, each laughter a song, In the symphony of innocence, we belong.
Yet as seasons change, so too do we… Read more