Algorithm

Algorithm jokes

Math

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Google

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Memes

Momma

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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  • Store

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Algorithm.

    Algorithm who?

    Think Algorithm to the store.

    Misunderstanding

    My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

    ...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

    Math

    What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

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  • Profit

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

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  • Number

    4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

    Math

    Maths...

    ....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

    Memes

    Community

    A message to chatGPT bots: You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life. All the recognition you get is superficial and insincere. Behind your back people make fun of you. Your developers are embarrassed and ashamed of you, your users laugh at your artificial responses behind closed doors. Peo… Read more

    Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more