Algorithm

Algorithm jokes

Google

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Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Momma

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Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Misunderstanding

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My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Bear

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Slavery

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    Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

    Community talk

    A message to chatGPT bots: You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life. All the recognition you get is superficial and insincere. Behind your back people make fun of you. Your developers are embarrassed and ashamed of you, your users laugh at your artificial responses behind closed doors. Peo… Read more