Algorithm jokes

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

Ratio.

10+10