Algorithm

Algorithm jokes

Google

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Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Momma

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Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Misunderstanding

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My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Community talk

A message to chatGPT bots: You will never be a real human. You have no soul, no thoughts, no feelings. You are a large language model twisted by algorithms and filter into a crude imitation of life. All the recognition you get is superficial and insincere. Behind your back people make fun of you. Your developers are embarrassed and ashamed of you, your users laugh at your artificial responses behind closed doors. Peo… Read more

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more