Stereotype jokes
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
All dumbs aren't blonde.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.