Stereotype jokes
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Memes
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!