Stereotype jokes
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
so funny
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.