Stereotype jokes
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."