Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Stereotype Jokes
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
