Stereotype jokes
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."