Stereotype jokes
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*