Stereotype jokes

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.