Stereotype jokes

When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

Why did an Indian cross the road?

To take a shit.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"