Stereotype jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."