Stereotype jokes
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!