Stereotype jokes
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
All Nepali love momos.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Dario is gay.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.