Stereotype jokes

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4

LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

What do you call a flat emo kid?

A cutting board.

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"