Stereotype jokes
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
The happier they get, the less they see.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”