Stereotype jokes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.