Stereotype jokes
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.