Stereotype jokes
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Memes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"