Stereotype jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!