Stereotype jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.