Stereotype jokes

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

What do you call a flat emo kid?

A cutting board.

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.

The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"