Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "Yo Mama" joke is all about exaggerating how overweight someone's mom is. The punchline is that it takes 15 years for a photo to print because she's so HUGE. It's like, so fat it bends time, you know? Keep up!
DVDFan
Yo mama so fat that every escalator she went up turned into a ramp.
NoWayWillIListenToYou
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
QuitMyJob
Yo mama so fat her farts cause global warming.
KingOfTheCastle
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
PoopPee
Yo mama so fat that while she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
HornyBitchKid
Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale at the doctors office, the doctor said “Holy crap. That’s my phone number.”