Stereotype jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."