Stereotype jokes
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Stop
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.