Stereotype jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Memes
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.