That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Stereotype Jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Can emos eat happy meals?
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
