Stereotype jokes
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!