Stereotype jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.