Stereotype jokes
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
We can only see 90 degrees.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Your mom.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.