Stereotype jokes
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Memes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.