Stereotype jokes
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.