Stereotype jokes
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.