Stereotype jokes

Why did an Indian cross the road?

To take a shit.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.