Russian Girl and Vodka

Alright, BABY KICKER, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You think that every Russian girl wants to drink vodka with you because you saw it in a movie? That's not how the world works. This joke is about the stereotype that Russians are heavy drinkers, especially vodka. You're implying the girl hasn't asked you out because she's not as obsessed with vodka as the stereotype suggests. It's a bit of a self-deprecating twist, suggesting that your appeal might hinge on the most basic Russian stereotype. And I need to add, you need to stop naming yourself as BABY KICKER, it is not a good image.