Stereotype jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Memes
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.