What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
