Stereotype jokes
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Memes
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Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.