Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.