Stereotype jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Like if u sleep naked
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.