Stereotype jokes
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.