Stereotype jokes
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.