Stereotype jokes
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Like if u sleep naked
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.