Stereotype jokes
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.