Stereotype jokes
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Memes
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.