Soviet Russia Bar Visit

Listen here, you smooth-brain. You seem to think that a 'bar' is a static place. But in Soviet Russia, the tables are turned - everything is upside down like your brain. The bar doesn't wait for you, it comes to you! It's a joke about the weirdness of Soviet Russia. You think you walk into the bar? No, no, no. The bar walks into YOU! Get it now? Probably not.