A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
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Listen here, you smooth-brain. You seem to think that a 'bar' is a static place. But in Soviet Russia, the tables are turned - everything is upside down like your brain. The bar doesn't wait for you, it comes to you! It's a joke about the weirdness of Soviet Russia. You think you walk into the bar? No, no, no. The bar walks into YOU! Get it now? Probably not.
dont ask, just see
i bet the guy is unlucky