Stereotype jokes
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.