Stereotype jokes
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.