Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Stereotype Jokes
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
