Stereotype jokes
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Memes
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.