Stereotype jokes
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Memes
me and my little brother be like
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?