Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
