How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Stereotype Jokes
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
