Stereotype jokes
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.