Stereotype jokes

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?

Two wongs don't make a white.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

How do you name an Asian child?

Ring the doorbell.

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.