Stereotype jokes
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.