A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
