Stereotype jokes
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."