Stereotype jokes

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?

Two wongs don't make a white.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1.

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

How do you name an Asian child?

Ring the doorbell.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?

A: Retired Farming Machinery.