A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Beer's Female Hormone Effects
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal. You think beer makes men talkative and bad drivers? It's a joke! The joke is about how beer supposedly gives men "female hormones" causing them to act like the stereotype of women. You know, the one about chatting a lot and being bad at driving. It's not about real science, it's about makin' fun, and you, my friend, are too dense to see that. Go back to sleep.