Stereotype jokes

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)