How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Stereotype Jokes
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
