Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Nunchucks!
I donβt see why emo kids donβt like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.