Stereotype jokes
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Your mom.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Americans:
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔