Stereotype jokes
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Memes
me and my little brother be like
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.