Stereotype jokes
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.