Stereotype jokes
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.