Stereotype jokes

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.