Stereotype jokes
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Memes
Nunchucks!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I donโt see why emo kids donโt like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.