Stereotype jokes
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.