The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
