What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. π
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts π