Stereotype jokes
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
As a man can confirm
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
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