Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.