Stereotype jokes

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!