Stereotype jokes
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
An Irishman walks into a pub.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?