Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Lol, mum's gay.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Marcus is gay.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
The South.
