Stereotype jokes
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Memes
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so fat, COW!