Stereotype jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
An Irishman walks into a pub.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.