Stereotype jokes
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.