Stereotype jokes
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!