Stereotype jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"