Stereotype jokes
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
You're gay.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Your mum's got big tits.