Stereotype jokes
An Irishman walks into a pub.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Yo mama so fat, COW!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?