Stereotype jokes
Ur mum homo.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Memes
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
A girl has small balls.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
You're gay.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.