Stereotype jokes

Your mom.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

I hate straight people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Beans, your mum is fat!

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Minivan (DYM 138).

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.