Stereotype jokes
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.