Stereotype jokes
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."