Stereotype jokes
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Really Karen?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Gigachad.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.