Stereotype jokes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Memes
that one kid who thinks hes cool
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.