Stereotype jokes

What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.

Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*

Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

Girls are like stones.

The flat ones get skipped.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"