Stereotype jokes
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.