You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Stereotype Jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Gigachad.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
