Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I hate autistic people.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
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HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? š
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereās no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
If theyāre short and called Rose and born in June, theyāre emo.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Whatās the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iām Texas!
Whatās the difference??
šššš
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Youāve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canāt reach it anyway.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
åę§ęēč„č“ (translate it)
