Stereotype jokes
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.