Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.