Stereotype jokes

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says, "moo moo."

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

You're gay.

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood "eh."

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.