Stereotype jokes
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I'm all panic and no disco.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Memes
"Ohh wing wing."
All y'all weird af.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so nice she...
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.