Stereotype jokes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are emo.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Wears pink.
I'm all panic and no disco.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."