Stereotype jokes
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Emo people totally suck!
Memes
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...