Stereotype jokes
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
I'm all panic and no disco.