Stereotype jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
The TRICKSTER
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭