Stereotype jokes
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.