Stereotype jokes

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.