Stereotype jokes

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.