I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Listen up, dummy! This joke is based on the stereotype that Lionel Messi (nicknamed Pessi by haters) always misses penalties. So, in the joke, instead of missing a penalty, he misses a pen, like a writing pen, and kills someone with it. Get it? It's funny because it's so stupid, just like you!
