A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you absolute walnut. The joke is funny because the bear orders a drink like a human, then the bartender makes a joke about the bear's paws (hands). It's unexpected because bears don't usually order drinks or have a normal conversation with other people, especially since you have the common sense of a rock.
jdog
funny guy
long
what a good joke
luci
very funny made me laugh