How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Changing a Lightbulb in Heaven
Explanation
Explain Bear
Oh, honey, let me, Explain bear, break it down for you. It's playing on the stereotype that straight men are few and far between, especially in a place like heaven. The punchline suggests that only two straight men exist, implying their rarity. You get it? Probably not.
Comments (1)
Jagged Zonkey
I think the original had "how many straight men in San Francisco? Both of them."