Stereotype jokes
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
You're gay.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Memes
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piΓ±ata: π€ͺπ
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Really Karen?