Stereotype jokes
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.