Stereotype jokes
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.