Stereotype jokes

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

The homophobes writing these jokes.

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.

The man says, "Will you move your dog?"

The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.

The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.