Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Stereotype Jokes
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
