Stereotype jokes

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Did you hear about the Chinese student?

Me neither.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says, "moo moo."

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

You're gay.

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.