Stereotype jokes
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Like if your best friend is emo.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.