Stereotype jokes

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

"Curry muncher!"

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...