Stereotype jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Memes
How Chiefs are presented in Comics:
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.