Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo' mama is a joke.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.