Stereotype jokes
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Memes
Rate my character
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Your mother.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.