Stereotype jokes
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.