Stereotype jokes
A girl has small balls.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."