Stereotype jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Memes
How to make babies laugh
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.