Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Stereotype Jokes
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
