Stereotype jokes
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"