Stereotype jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
Emo
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Haha, you're gay!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?