Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.