Stereotype jokes

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

You are emo.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

All y'all weird af.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I'm all panic and no disco.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

"Ohh wing wing."

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Wears pink.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.