Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Memes
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!