Stereotype jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.