Stereotype jokes
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Memes
Arabians go weeeeee
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?