Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Stereotype Jokes
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Emo people totally suck!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
