Stereotype jokes
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Arabians go weeeeee
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Wears pink.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
You are emo.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"