Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.