Stereotype jokes
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I hate autistic people.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.