Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.