What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
