The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
