Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
