What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
