The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
