Sports jokes
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Memes
Zamboni
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! πππππππ
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in womenβs sports as a man.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt have a home to run to.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.