Sports jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Arsenal

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home base.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can never find home.