Sports jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.