Sports jokes
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.