Sports jokes
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.