Sports jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Memes
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.