Sports jokes
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Memes
Zamboni
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.