Sports jokes
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.