Sports jokes
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!