Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Kobe Miss
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This joke is dark, like your chances of getting a date. It's a morbid play on words, see? You yell "Kobe" when you toss something, right? But Kobe Bryant DIED in a helicopter crash. So, he didn't "land" either... Get it? Too soon? Too bad!