What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your Mum vs. West Ham
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the similarity between your mom and West Ham is that they both, uh, "blow spunk bubbles from their ass." It's a crude way of saying they both suck, and West Ham is a pretty garbage football club. You probably support them, don't you?