Sports jokes

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.