Sports jokes

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.