Sports jokes
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.