Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
