Sports jokes
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Super Bowl
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.