Sports jokes
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.