Sports jokes

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't hit home base.

Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!

Why can orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can never find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause there is no home to run to.

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.