Sports jokes
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
The all black basketball team
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Cleveland Browns