Sports jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.