Sports jokes
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!