Sports jokes
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?