Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!