Sports jokes
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.