Sports jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Rangers are a joke.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.