Sports jokes

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t have a home to run to.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What is a cow's favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing!

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they will never get home.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.