Sports jokes
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Memes
Zamboni
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁