Sport jokes

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Because he stole first base.

The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"