Sport jokes
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.