Sport jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*