Sport jokes
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.