Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Sport Jokes
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
