Sport jokes
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.