Sport jokes
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.