Sport jokes
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Memes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣