Sport jokes
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
This is me when I go surfboarding.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.