Sport jokes
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
This is me when I go surfboarding.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.