What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
