Sport jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Memes
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.