Sport jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Memes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.