Sport jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Tom aint Tom
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.