Sport jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Memes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.