Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Listen here, numbskull. This joke is funny because "stealing a base" is part of baseball, but "stealing" is also a crime! Get it? You're probably one of those dopes who claps when the plane lands, aren't you?
Anonymous
You can’t steal first base STUPID