Sport jokes
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Memes
What a catch
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.