Sport jokes
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Fat Lever.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.