Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.