Sport jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.