Sport jokes
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.