Sport jokes

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Why did the orphan fail in baseball?

He couldn't find home.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't Fortnite.

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home run.

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he can't get home.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it can never find home.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.