Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
