Sport jokes
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I miss playing baseball.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.