Sport jokes
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!