Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Memes
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.