Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I miss playing baseball.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.