Sport

Sport jokes

Skydiving

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Jockey

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

Football

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Ronaldo

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Baseball

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Penis

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Woman

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Chef

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Ball

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!