Sport jokes
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I miss playing baseball.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"