Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Sport Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
