Sport jokes
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.