Sport jokes
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
And I would walk 500 more!
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.