I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Sport Jokes
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! š¤¬
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didnāt know what the hell to do.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home base.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
