Sport jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.