Sport jokes
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...