Sport jokes

Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?

Been fostered.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.