Drake Jokes

What does Drake call his rake

Da - Rake

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

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The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows Drake with a disgusted look, holding his hand up as if to block something. The top right panel has the text "daily motivation." The bottom left panel shows Drake smiling and pointing, as if agreeing. The bottom right panel has the text "daily meme".

can’t be bothered with jokes, me and syd drake fuck 24/7

sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Drake has to much meat donate to the people in need

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When Drake was making the song "Back to Back", he was referring to your hairline.

Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.

yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.

I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated

[Verse 1] On the first day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 2] On the second day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 3] On the third day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 4] On the fourth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 5] On the fifth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 6] On the sixth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 7] On the seventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining fеins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 8] On the eighth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 9] On the ninth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 10] On the tenth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 11] On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 12] On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a lunchly from MrBeast.