Sport jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
And I would walk 500 more!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.