Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?