Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Sport Jokes
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
