Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Tyson?
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.