Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!